Those of you who know me well also know that I’m a HUGE Cash Money fan. I’ve followed the Hot Boyz for years. I tried to get them booked for my inaugural, but Better Than Ezra gave me a nicer price. Anyway, I just wanted to take a minute to holla at my boy Weezy F Baby since it’s the anniversary of his birth today. Unfortunately, the man’s come down on Mr. Carter and he’s puttin’ in a few at the pen ya heard.
I was going through my old photo albums and found this pic from when I opened for Weezy on tour. I put out a few EPs under MC Mike, but Eminem ripped off my style and got big before I could.
Wayne’s new album comes out today and we all wish him well on his b-deezy. While we keep the memory real, don’t forget this hot joint. Most people don’t know this song is about me:
Men are ready to stand behind the GOP. Right behind.
An article posted at Politico.com today outlined the GOP’s secret weapon for the midterm elections – surging men. I always knew that if you wanted anything done correctly, then you had to count on white, upper-middle class, securely-employed, never-discriminated-against, men with enough discretionary time off work to travel to Washington DC and dress up in period costumes.
After all, we are the ones that everyone else aspires to be. So, who better to tell you how to get there than us?
I guess you could say that behind every GOP candidate, there’s a good, nay great, man.
It began with a cage match challenge from Mike Spears, but now the fighting spirit has turned up in the race for Plaquemines Parish president. Incumbent Billy Nungesser is getting it from all sides now as challengers Benny Rousselle and Amos Cormier take aim.
In its report on the race, the Times Pic reported that Nungesser has already put the beat down on one candidate:
“But [Nungesser's] two opponents in Saturday’s election, the man he succeeded as parish president and the man he beat in 2006 to get the office, see him in a different light.”
It looks like Famous Amos is back for another dose of Billy’s beat-down. I’m sure Nungesser wouldn’t mind sharing any of his knuckle sandwiches…assuming he hasn’t eaten them already.
"This is how I read a book. Psych. I don't read books. This is how I eat open-face peanut butter sandwiches."
I recently went to a rally in Shreveport. It was an Economic Freedom rally hosted by Mayoral Candidate Brian Wooley, but there was no economy and I didn’t notice any freedom – at least no obvious freedom. Mr. Wooley did however deliver on his promise of fried chicken and limo rides to the polls. So, here’s my question. After looking at this flier, would you say that Brian Wooley is a racist?
Conservative candidate for US Senate Mike Spears (Independent) decided that he’s going to teach Democrats how to have some spine. He’s tired of all the panty-waisted pussy-footing that he sees in Washington.
Unfortunately, he decided to shore up his spine on a fellow conservative and our favorite Sinator…David Vitter. Spears challenged the junior Senator to a friggin’ cage match in the Cajundome during a regularly scheduled MMA event.
“You and other career politicians like yourself, hell-bent on ruining this nation, have blood on your hands,” … “I think it’s time you have blood on your face.” - Mike Spears
Aww snap. Who knows if this will happen. I doubt it, because it would mean that David would have to get in the gym and train, thus risking the loss of his trade mark wattle. How would anyone recognize him without the wattle?
You should see the other guy. Seriously, he looks great. I mean...not like in a gay way or anything.
Yesterday the Republican leadership unveiled its brand-new Pledge so that those pesky democRats would leave us alone. Admittedly, we have never been a party strong on coming up with solutions – b*tching and moaning really gets us as far as we need to go most of the time.
But it looks like Boehner and Cantor are the ones laughing all the way to the bank now, because they just dropped a policy bomb on those donkeys. Our new pledge is replete with the usual complaining, but we also added pages of brilliant double-talk and ambiguous proposals that look like “solutions”. The genius that shines through this pledge is really something to be proud of. It’s gonna take months before those idiot Democrats realize we didn’t put anything substantive in there.
And my main spin man, Steve Scalise, is putting on a strong showing in the state to coordinate the message on this Pledge. Just this morning he went on Garland Robinette’s show (audio) to explain how Republicans are gonna shrink our unholy deficit.
Brain workin' so hard it overheated.
And this is when it gets really friggin’ genius…like Einsteinian! Steve explains that we’ll trim the federal budget by trimming the size of the federal work force. So effing smart! We’re going to fire about 180,000 federal employees to get back to 2008 levels. That means we’ll save billions on salaries. Of course, since no one in the private sector is hiring then we’ll have to pay these people unemployment benefits, and since they won’t have health care plans then we’ll foot the bill when they go to the emergency room for urgent care, and since they are no longer paying income taxes the feds will realize less revenue…BUT we’re still maybe going to possibly save some money when this is all said and done.
Happy Friday morning fellow conservative warriors! It’s been a busy week, and we’ve had lots to talk about. So, I’ll keep this post short. I just wanted to share this promo photo I found in my inbox this morning. Sen. Vitter has decided to take a defiant stand against the wave of arrogance washing out of the White House these days.
It seems everyone is talking about “Change” these days. Well, I don’t think change is so good. If change means having to let black people go to the same bank as me or allowing women to drive after dark then you can keep your change sir! You know what Obama? Change me! I dare you. I plan on staying just the same. Unfortunately there isn’t enough space on the plate to add, “I dare you”. But you get the idea.
His campaign plans to produce a limited number of these vanity plates so buy yours early and don’t miss out! The proceeds will go to Sen. Vitter’s campaign. So, buy one today and call for a change.
Just because you have a delibitating disease and can’t find a job to get health coverage doesn’t mean you can just plop down and throw your pride down the nearest storm drain.
This guy had the audacity to ask for a handout in front of my fellow tea baggers. Well, looks like the protesters got the last laugh..hahahaha. They made an absolute fool out of this socialist-wannabe.
PS – I think it was really nice of that one tea bagger to give the guy some money. He did that out of the graciousness of his heart. I also think it was really considerate how he tossed crumpled dollars at the crippled man like a low-rent stripper gently handed the money to the older gentleman .
PPS – I like how the dude in the tie screamed “No more handouts!” right after throwing two dollar bills on the guy.
Those liberal surfer-dudes and hula dancers in the Hawaiian legislature are considering a bill to start ignoring your repeated requests for proof that President Barack Obama was born there. Ugh. That is SO like Hawaii.
The sheer arrogance of the liberal brain-washed aristocrats is sickening:
“Sometimes we may be dealing with a cohort of people who believe lack of evidence is evidence of a conspiracy.” – Lorrin Kim, chief of the Hawaii Department of Health’s Office of Planning, Policy and Program Development.
If something cannot be disproved, then it must be true. Sadly, this means that Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990. It’s true.
Laughable. That’s the best way to describe Charlie Melancon’s campaign strategy. A recent article at Politico.com outlined in glorious detail how the spunky cajun plans to de-throne the Junior Senator, and it would be a scary reality check for Vitter, except that a huge portion of Charlie-boy’s strategy is to court female voters that feel abandoned by the lesser member of the upper chamber. LOL!
Fake Mike has been around long enough to know two things:
Women don’t know how to vote. Heck, I think we just started letting them vote recently so they would be quiet for a minute. And if they do ever get around to voting (in between all the cooking and cleaning) they just vote how their husband tells them to vote.
Women aren’t going to be fooled by Charlie’s stupid voting record that includes things like: equal pay for women, health care for children, and making it illegal for defense contractors to sweep rape charges under the rug. These are all hollow policy achievements. None of these things tell women he cares about what’s really important to them (i.e. – high capacity dish washers and those new steam dryers that can also wash a load of clothes).
And in case you thought that Charlie-boy’s strategy was just crazy enough to work, then let me remind you that women aren’t even looking for a new candidate. Look at this photo I took in Washington, DC last week. These women are willing to do ANYTHING for D-Vit! I mean…you can’t even buy that kind of attention from a woman. Er…I guess you can actually.
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Those of you who know me well also know that I’m a HUGE Cash Money fan. I’ve followed the Hot Boyz for years. I tried to get them booked for my inaugural, but Better Than Ezra gave me a nicer price. Anyway, I just wanted to take a minute to holla at my boy Weezy F Baby since it’s the anniversary of his birth today. Unfortunately, the man’s come down on Mr. Carter and he’s puttin’ in a few at the pen ya heard.
